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Post by ZIE on Jan 23, 2009 14:32:34 GMT -7
Its the Avatar Bible yet again! This is basicaly just a recreation of the one on a10. I would like to copy what is there and paste it into here, but it was deleted when the mature board was deleted. If there isn't a way to get it back i guess we will have to start over.  |
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Post by Teᴙa253 on Jan 23, 2009 15:02:09 GMT -7
yeah, I don't think there's a way.
I guess we'll just have to agree that Kung Fu Action Jesus wanted to give us a trial by removing it all, and so ya...
~Katara~
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Post by ZIE on Aug 29, 2009 20:32:28 GMT -7
We realy should get this going again...Ill come up with "The 10 Demmandments" tomorow.
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Post by Blue-Dragon on Aug 30, 2009 12:20:55 GMT -7
spelling= epic fail...
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Post by ZIE on Aug 30, 2009 14:41:31 GMT -7
I fail at spelling. Luckily there isn't a Spelling Sherriff.... Hear ye, hear ye. The Ten Demandments. 1. You shall have no other god before me, for none can stand up to the power of Kung Fu Action Jesus. 2. You shall not make yourslef an idol of any other being besides me. And don't screw up if your making an idol of me either, because if you do i'll kick you ass. 3. Do not use the name of Kung Fu Action Jesus in vain. Thats right. No more, "Holy Kung Fu Action Jesus!" or, "Kung Fu Action Jesus damnit!" 4. Remember the Sabbath day and be realy realy lazy on it. 5. Honor your mother and father, unless they be diss'n Kung Fu Action Jesus, in which case the sixth Demandment is no longer valid. 6. You shall not murder anyone that is a believer of Kung Fu Action Jesus. Anyone else is fair game. 7. You shall not commit adultery, but see Demandment 10. 8. You shall not steal, unless the money is being donated to the church of Kung Fu Action Jesus. 10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, unless she is realy hot, in which case, Demandment 7 is null and void. What? I missed a Demandment? You shall feel the wrath of Kung Fu Action Jesus for speaking such blasphemy! (Picture of what is happening to the non believers right now) So yeah, sorry if some of these wern't funny, I'm not feeling too creative/funny today. If you have any suggestions for them, post 'em. |
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